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白人汉語說得好有人誇,非白人英語說得好,只會遭罪,百年如一日。
‘And butler!’
‘Yes, master?’
‘How much ice have we got left?’
‘ ’Bout twenty pounds, master. Will only last today, I think. I find it very difficult to keep ice cool now.’
‘Don’t talk like that, damn you–“I find it very difficult!” Have you swallowed a dictionary? “Please, master, can’t keeping ice cool”–that’s how you ought to talk. We shall have to sack this fellow if he gets to talk English too well. I can’t stick servants who talk English. D’you hear, butler?’
‘Yes, master,’ said the butler, and retired.
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英文說得有Joe Wong好,九成覌众还是黑著臉:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTuGeQClp0U
(沒分数沒得貼圖,不能貼圖很多東西不能發布,这叫catch 22吧)
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